Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Inappropriate Conversations

"See, I can stick my finger up there!"

You don't know who said that, or why, but you automatically came up with the answer to both. On top of it, due to the title of this post I can probably guess what it is that you came up with.  Let me assure you that the person who said this said it totally innocently and would have no idea what you would find inappropriate about that quote.

So why do we have to find it inappropriate?  Well... let's be honest... It's more fun that way.

Brian and I have a ball talking at Piston games and over Facebook and just in general.  Now, we do talk seriously a good part of the time.  However, we also like to have our fun too.  In other words we'll take our cake and eat it too.

Girls do the same thing.  If you disagree you're lying to yourself.  However there is a key difference between the two sexes.

Unless the situation calls for serious talk; guys will have their fun at anytime around anyone.  But, if the situation call for serous talk; then we only have a little bit of fun, and try to stay serious.

Girls, on the other hand, will have their fun while only their closest friends are around, and will be serious around everyone else.  Even the most open of girls do that.  And by open I mean the girls that all the other girls think are inappropriate because of what they say and do in front of others, even if it's what these judges do themselves behind closed doors.

This leads me to the problem.  

It can drive a girl to anger to be around a guy who is acting or talking "inappropriately".  This is a problem, because that is just what guys do.  End of story.  No amount of anger will change this, but girls refuse to just accept that guys are going to say and do those things.  What makes it worse is that girls say and do things just like the guys do, but don't let others see it.  I have many an example, but will not share because they could lead to embarrassment.  Actually, I just have one very good story... Oh man is it a good story.  I just wish there would have been pictures taken... Anyway...

I'm not trying to advocate girls to act like guys, that is the way that they currently act behind closed doors, to everyone.  I would not enjoy that, and neither would many other guys around the world (besides girls will act like that whenever you really want them to, it just takes the right provocation).  Rather, I just want girls to stop getting mad.  Brian and I have had a lot of fun recently.  After which I can say that Brian is a sex machine just as he claims; and I am a playa just like Brian has told me.  And why don't we just be honest for a second.  Those titles wouldn't exist without some inappropriate conversations.






P.S.- I was shown this video by one of my co-workers.


P.P.S. I work in a church.

1 comment:

Brian said...

Not a sex machine. A sex god. Get it right.